Grandfather Grandfather

Grandfather, grandfather, show your delight,
In comes Betty, all in white;
White shoes and stockings, white curly hair,
Isn't she a pretty girl to take to the fair?

Come up and see yer grannie,
Come up and see her noo,
Come up and see yer grannie,
Cos she's all bran' new.

She's got a broken table,
A chair without a back,
A door without a handle
And a window with a crack.

Old Uncle Luke, he thinks he's cute,
But Granpa's even cuter;
He's ninety-eight and stays out late
With Grandma on her scooter.